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ON： 拜仁3-2巴萨比赛直播
First leg: 3-0 Barcelona
第一回合：3-0 巴萨赢
Bayern München: Neuer - Benatia, Rafinha, Boateng Bernant - Lahm, Schweinsteiger, Xabi Alonso, Thiago Alcántara - Müller - Lewandowski.
拜仁首发：诺伊尔 - 贝纳蒂亚、拉菲尼亚、博阿滕、贝尔南特 - 拉姆、施魏因斯泰格、哈维-阿隆索、蒂亚戈 - 穆勒 - 莱万多夫斯基。
Bayern coach: Pep Guardioalo
拜仁主帅：佩普-刮掉阿罗
Bench: Reina, Dante, Javi Martínez, G?tze, Rode, Weiser, Pizarro.
板凳：雷纳、丹特、哈维-马丁内斯、格策、罗德、魏泽、皮萨罗。
Barcelona: Ter Stegen - Daniel Alves, Piqué, Mascherano, Jordi Alba - Rakiti?, Busquets, Iniesta - Suárez, Messi, Neymar.
巴萨首发：特尔施特根 - 丹尼尔-阿尔维斯、皮克、马斯切拉诺、约尔迪-阿尔巴 - 拉基蒂奇、布斯克茨、伊涅斯塔 - 苏亚雷斯、梅西、内马尔。
Barcelona couch: Luis Enrique
巴萨祖帅：路易斯-恩里克
Bench Bravo, Bartra, Adriano, Mathieu, Xavi Hernández, Rafinha, Pedro Rodríguez
板凳布拉沃、巴尔特拉、阿德里亚诺、马蒂厄、哈维、拉菲尼亚、佩德罗
Referee: Mark Clattenburg
主裁：马克-克拉滕伯格
Important facts of the night:
今晚一些重要数据：
Humidity: ca 117,5% sponsored by Heiniken
湿度：117.5% 由喜腻赞助
Bayern players warming up
拜仁球员热身
First half: 0" Kickoff!
上半场：0" 比赛开始！
5" Sorry my internet died, lost the 4 first minutes of the game
5" 不好意思刚才断网了，前面4分钟我就不写了
5" Nice atmosphere at the german stadium
5" 安联球场内气氛正佳
6" Neur stretching his long body to stop a pass from Neymar
6" 诺姨伸展身体挡住了内马尔的传球
6" ooooooh nice counter by Bayern, but shot is BLOCKED!
6" 欧欧欧欧拜仁漂亮的反击，但射门被挡！住！了！
7"GOOOOOOOAL!! Benita scores a nice HEADER from a corner!
7" 进了进了进了！！贝妮塔通过角球打进一粒漂亮的头！球！
8" I dont really know what to say here. I"ll never talk bad about Michael Owner even again!
8" 当主播不容易，这会儿我真的说不出话了。以后我再也不说迈克尔-欧儿了的坏话了！（欧文的解说经常被吐槽）
10" Some forth and back. 6th beer down.
10" 你来我往你来我往，爷灌了6瓶啤酒下去了。
13" Bayern smells blood on their teeth! They want more goals!! Great match so far! I love football!
13" 拜仁杀红了眼！他们想要更多进球！到目前为止比赛很棒！我爱足球！
16" ** GOOOOOOOAL** Barcelona!! I missed the replay so didnt really see who scored. Neymar?
16" **进了进了进了！** 巴萨！我没看到回放所以不知道谁进的。内马尔？
16" NEYMAR SCORES!!! 1-1 in Germany!
16" 内马尔进球啦！！！打成1-1平！
18" a REALLY close shot by Bayern, but saved by Barcelona keeper!
18" 拜仁灰！常！近距离的射门，但被巴萨门将化解！
19" Sources are reporting Bayern needs to score 4 goals now
19" 据我的线报透露，拜仁现在需要再进4个
35" Beer nr.7 going down my throat. Just like Suarez
35" 7个啤酒下肚。感觉自己苏苏牙
26" Great try by Bayern with a quick shot on goal, made by a nice ass by Muller.
（注意这里时间倒流了……）26" 拜仁不错的尝试迅速刷了一个射正，由穆勒漂亮的屁股提供。
27" oooo Messi makes Nuer going down, but he takes the ball.
27" 欧梅西让诺姨躺倒了，但他控制住了皮球。
27" When did messi tattoo his whole arm?
27" 嘿，我说梅西纹了个花臂？
29" GOOOOOAL!!!!* Neymar scores AGAIN after yet another perfect ass from Suarez!
29" 进了进了进了！！！！* 内马尔梅开二度，又是苏亚雷斯完美的助攻！
30" Pep Guardiola takes an angry zip of water from the bottle. Looks like he need some Heiniken too. Looks angry.
30" 瓜帅怒喝一口水。看起来他也需要来几瓶喜腻。他老生气了。
32" Very sad scenes in the German stadium
32" 安联球场内伤心的一幕
33" Very sad scenes spotted indeed
33" 这个真的很伤心我不骗你
35" OH MY I can"t believe my eyes! Bayern shoots the ball is milimeters from being over the line! Bayern REALLY needed a goal so they don"t have to score another 5 or 6 or 7 or something! WHAT A SAVE
35" 欧上帝啊，简直难以置信！拜仁的射门差一点点点就进了！拜仁真！的！需要进个球，这样他们后面就不用进5个、6个还是7个了，尼玛说得好像我知道一样！救！得！好！
1-2 FIRST HALF OVER
1-2 上半场结束
HALF REPORTS, SUMMARY AND INFOGRAPHIC PERSONALLY MADE
半场战报、数据统计和图表，都是我自己做的
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49" A lot of back and forth.
49" 踢来踢去踢来踢去。
49" Neur diving to head the ball in the middle of the field and looks like a seal. I must find a gif of this
49" 诺姨的鱼跃冲顶把球解围到中圈，看起来像头海豹。回头我一定要找个gif
51" Having some internet difficulties during the start of this second half
51" 下半场刚开始网又有点抽风了
5" I"m very sorry, my internet is angry right now, but from what I registered: GOOOOOOOOAL BAYERN!!!!!! Someone scored!!
5" 真心对不住，我的网发飙了，但就我所知：拜仁进球了！！！！具体身份不明的人进了个球！
70" I"m extremly sorry about my internet, it"s working like 56kb modem, and I can"t get streams to working, and it takes 2 0 minutes to refresh a page. I"ll try restaring my modem again. To the two people who gave gold, send me a PM and I will give it back :) I"m very sorry
70" 真的为我的网络情况跟大家说声抱歉，渣网速就跟56kb差不多，我直播信号都刷不开了，尼玛我刷新个页面要20分钟。（此处距离主播上次更新赛况正好20分钟）我试试看重启我的猫吧。2位给我这帖子加星的朋友，站内我一下，我把星星还给你们 :) 真的对不住了
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