[传声筒]拜仁连和队医的关系都伤了|阿森纳就是喜欢雇“阿”字辈的人 由 摇晃的莴苣菇凉 发表
【传声筒】拜仁连和队医的关系都伤了|阿森纳就是喜欢雇“阿”字辈的人
大家好我是莴苣，第一次发传声筒，还请不吝指教
ON：[German] Guardiola: Every loss is my responsibility; Doc never to blame for injuries
瓜迪奥拉：所有的失败都是我的过错，和伤病无关
[–]【Real Madrid】taario 213 指標
I was a bit taken aback when I saw so many Bayern fans here calling for Pep to be kicked out. Granted, I don"t know the situation as well as they probably do, but it felt like a knee-jerk reaction.
说实话，当我看到这么多拜仁球迷嘘他下课的时候，真的有点儿吃惊。或许我没你们那么了解情况，但是我觉得那就是一个下意识举动。
[–]【Bayern München】nofknwaydude 130 指標
Because it was. And I doubt many of the "fans" calling for pep to go know more than you do.
因为那本来就是。而且我不认为那些叫嚣着佩普下课的“粉丝”比你了解更多。
[–]【FC Eintracht Bamberg】FrigOffCyrus 105 指標
It"s also the new brand of fans that jumped onto the ship after 2012-13. They expected Bayern to continue playing like they did against Barcelona, and there"s a weird sentiment among newer Bayern fans regarding nostalgia towards Heynckes.
I see on a lot of social media "I miss Jupp!" or "Why can"t Jupp be back? This would never happen..." Jesus, the entire world was waiting to sign Guardiola and Bayern was lucky enough to snag him from far better offers at City and Chelsea. These "fans" are bandwagoners from the treble season, and don"t fully understand just how well Bayern has done under Guardiola. This level of injury would surely have doomed Heynckes" Bayern: especially with the long term absences of Schweinsteiger, Martinez, and Ribery.
I"m all for more people supporting FC Bayern and it getting more popular across the pond. However, a lot of these new fans have had completely unreal expectations for Guardiola since the treble season and this is toxic.
这还是那些三冠王赛季才上船的新球迷。他们希望拜仁持续像当年打败巴萨时的那种所向披靡，而且在拜仁新球迷中有一种怀念海因克斯的奇怪心态。
我在社交媒体上看到了无数的“我想念海爷爷！”或者“为什么海帅不能回来？那样的话，这一切就不会发生了...”之类的话。拜托！当时全世界都在期待着瓜迪奥拉，而拜仁是最幸运的那个，要知道曼城和切尔西为他提供的待遇要优厚得多。这些“仁蜜”追逐三冠王赛季而来，不能完全了解拜仁在瓜帅的带领下已经做得多好。不客气地说，这样大规模的伤病绝对会摧毁海式拜仁：尤其是小猪、马丁内斯和里贝里的长期缺阵。
我是大部分支持拜仁中的一员，而且这种观念也越来越流行。不过，很多新球迷在2012-13赛季后对瓜迪奥拉有着完全不切实际的期望，这是致命的。
[–]【Bayern München】ConjugateBase 7 指標
This is so true!
I"m going to repost this to /r/fcbayern if you don"t mind.
兄弟，说的太好了。如果你不介意的话，我可以发去仁区吗？
[–]【FC Eintracht Bamberg】FrigOffCyrus 2 指標
Go for it.
没关系:)
[–]【Barcelona】AMajali 163 指標
Too late,fuck you pep,you literally ruined the club.
太晚了！艹，佩普你已经毁了这个俱乐部！
[–]【Bayern München】DerKenz 107 指標
Yeah I hope we"re not gonna get relegated next season. We really need that Bundesliga Money. Fucking Pep :-/
呵呵，是啊是啊。我真希望我们下赛季不要降级，还指望这这点儿德甲分红过日子呢。佩普滚粗:-/
[–]【Bayern München】AsnSensation 57 指標
He should go back to Barcelona as a director as long as he can since he owes his career to messi /s.
他就应该回巴萨，在那里起码还能抱梅西大腿。
[–]【Manchester City】Melberger 6 指標
Yep. All aboard the hate bandwagon. Allow the hate and knee jerking to consume you.
"Manchester welcomes you Pep"
好的嘛！所有的黑子都已上线。希望这些憎恨和下意识举动不要毁了你。
“佩普，曼城大门常打开”
[–]cptSMU 95 指標
Jesus christ haha, pep just destroyed some of our "fans"
He also said that he plans to stay in munich for the next season
Edit: Pep also said that the BuLi is the most important title. This is what the majority of fans on here has to understand. Maybe some of you only care about the cl, but for bayern the BuLi definitely is the most important title
哈哈哈哈哈，额滴神啊！佩普又一次打击了某些“懂球帝”。
他还说计划下赛季继续带队呢。
编辑：佩普还说过德甲冠军是最重要的。这里的大部分球迷都必须理解这个。或许你们中的很多人只看重欧冠，但是对于拜仁来说，联赛绝对是最重要的头衔。
[–]Peakevo 129 指標
People here still don"t understand he wasn"t even clapping at the medical staff.
This subreddit is fucking stupid.
楼上不要歪话题，尼玛我们在这吵一天了就是想知道他为啥向医疗组鼓掌！
[–]【Liverpool】nefariouslothario 36 指標
what was he clapping at? genuinely wondering
是啊，我真的很好奇他对谁鼓掌了。
[–]【River Plate】R1v 68 指標
It"s like when someone tells you bad news and you go "fucking great."
感觉就像有人告诉了你一个坏消息，然后你无语向苍天怒吼一句“真他妈爽啊”....
[–]【Liverpool】nefariouslothario 28 指標
Yeah i figured he was just frustrated, the way the guy phrased his comment made me think he was clapping at someone not in the medical staff
是啊，我觉得他就是太绝望了。这家伙的声明让我不禁思考，他当时到底对谁鼓掌的，而非医疗组。
[–]【Bayern München】janitory 22 指標
Well, he didn"t.
The "medical staff" he was clapping at was actually Domenec Torrent, our Co-Trainer [edit] aswell as Sammer and Hermann Gerland.
弱弱说一句，他的确没有啊。。
那个所谓的“医疗组”其实是我们的助教Domenec Torrent和萨默尔、格兰德。
ON：Mario G?tze also injured now and can"t play against Hoffenheim tomorrow
又伤一个：马里奥-格策因伤缺席周末对阵霍芬海姆的比赛
[–]JuergenKohler 280 指標
Typical Müller Wohlfahrt!
典型的穆勒-沃尔法特！
[–]【Tottenham Hotspur】NatrolleonBonaparte 63 指標
He"s literally Roy Hodgson
我就说一个名字：罗伊-霍奇森
[–]【Botafogo】Operario 31 指標
Poor fella will now have to do the only thing that"s left: escape to Argentina with a fake Passport.
这可怜的老家伙现在只能做一件事了，那就是弄个假护照逃到阿根廷去。
[–]【Mexico】aztec_prime 25 指標
Won"t be the first German doctor there (:
他不是那里的第一个德国医生(:
[–]【Bayern München】BestSingedHawai 104 指標
jeez did somebody curse bayern with some kind of black magic?
去去去去去去去你大爷的！拜仁是被谁用黑魔法诅咒了吗？
[–]【Arsenal】Ferare 237 指標
Yeah, you are now the chosen ones. We have finally passed the torch.
是啊，亲爱的拜仁，你们现在是“天选之子”了。我们刚刚熬出头。
[–]【Arsenal】Morloca24 117 指標
We are without injuries, Bayern"s entire team is basically injured. Coincidence? I think not
我们现在全员活蹦乱跳，拜仁从头伤到尾。——想想还有点儿小诡异呢=。 =
ON：Mourinho about Klopp: “He"s told me he is not coming to Chelsea for sure, so I"m calm”
穆里尼奥：克洛普告诉我肯定不会来切尔西，所以我很轻松
[–]【Manchester City】SlumcatGazillionaire 503 指標
Chelsea gets him, loaned out to Vitesse.
切尔西勇敢地上吧，摁住那只渣叔！然后租给荷兰维特斯。
[–]【Chelsea】BallPlayingRightBack 259 指標
这。。。
[–]【Hull City】atomicpenguintrooper 38 指標
what is this from? Please and thank you :)
妈妈咪呀，这个图从哪扒来的。告诉我，我给你十万卡路里！
ON：Official: Borussia Dortmund and Jürgen Klopp part ways after end of season
官方：多特主帅克洛普将在赛季结束后离职
[–]neenerpants 562 指標
For anyone who hasn"t seen it, the Telegraph"s live blogging of the conference is absolutely brilliant:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/arsenal/11537367/Jurgen-Klopp-quits-Borussia-Dortmund-live.html
12.37 - Right we have a slight issue... they are speaking in German and my GCSE in the subject isn"t much help. What I can deduce is that the bloke currently speaking (I"m assuming he"s the Dortmund chief exec or something) genuinely sounds like someone has died. He"s properly choked. Oh he just said "fantastisch". I"m guessing he wasn"t describing Klopp"s decision to leave the club.
12.39 - Why can"t I speak German???????
13.16 - Oh what?? Sky Sports News have just played a snippet from the press conference and they had a bloke translating Klopp"s words. How did they find a German speaker and the Telegraph was lumbered with me? I fear I have damaged the reputation of this once great institution considerably. Es tut mir leid. (Google translate tells me that is "I am sorry" in German)
当当当，奇文共欣赏，走过路过，不要错过！大家快来围观电讯报的实时微博：
[/quote]12.37-目前我们听到了点儿消息...他们在说德语，所以我的初中文凭一毛钱用都木有。不过，我可以推测的是，上面那个看上去不大机灵的家伙（我猜是多特主席或者其他的什么）说话的声音就好像什么人要翘辫子了一样。他或许是噎住了。嗷嗷哦啊，他刚刚说了“捕风捉影”，我想他应该不是在描述克洛普将要离开球队这个决定吧。
12.39-我特么为啥不会说德语？？？？？？？
13.16-哦，啥啥啥？！天空体育刚刚发了这个发布会的新闻，他们居然还对克洛普的话做了一个撇脚的翻译。大爷的，他们是怎么找到会说的德语的人，而咱家报社却在忽悠我？我恐怕已经毁了这个曾经名声显赫的报社的威名了。Es tut mir leid。（谷歌翻译说这是“对不起”的德语版）。
[–]DescendantofDodos 151 指標
12.39 - Why can"t I speak German???????
Great, NOW they complain that they can"t speak German. Don"t blame us, we tried to teach you decades ago!
好的嘛，他们现在在抱怨自己不会说德语了。这怪我们吗？我们几十年前就试着教过你们了！
[–]MK Donssteliosxvi 1156 指標
Commence British media linking him to Arsenal, Man City, Liverpool etc.
大英媒体已经把他先后许配给阿森纳，曼城和利物浦等队了。
[–]【Arsenal】Shameless_Bullshiter 120 指標
And linking those clubs to current BvB players, double the rumors
还加上多特球员。大英媒体，造谣第一。
[–]【Liverpool】Thesolly180 46 指標
Dear god...it"s going to last the entire sabbatical. Can"t wait to see what the Metro posts tom
老天爷啊...这简直是暑假大戏的延续啊。迫不及待想看都市地铁报明天的消息...
[–]【Arsenal】Shameless_Bullshiter 87 指標
Reus/ Mit/ Hummels want to follow Klopp to Arsenal/ Liverpool / United
这有什么难的？《罗伊斯/姆塔/胡梅尔斯将随着克洛普空降阿森纳/利物浦/曼联》
[–]Borussia Dortmundohbamboo 33 指標
Who is Mit?
姆塔是什么鬼？？
[–]【Arsenal】Shameless_Bullshiter 130 指標
Mkhitaryan
I can"t spell for shit, even with 3 letters I got it wrong :p
姆希塔良
这个天杀的名字完全不是人能拼出来的，哪怕缩写成“姆塔”我都能写错:p
[–]DrReginaldCatpuncher 65 指標
I hate his name. I"m lost after the letter M.
楼上+1。我“女”字偏旁还没写完呢，就完全糊涂了。
[–]【Manchester United】Somerandomindian 798 指標
Really hope he doesn"t go to City or Liverpool, don"t wanna hate him.
真的希望他不要去曼城，我还想爱他。
[–]chillamanilla 259 指標
I"d expect city to take him over Liverpool. Fsg will stick with Rogers for at least another season.
我希望不是利物浦。罗天才一定要在那里再呆一个赛季啊。
[–]【Liverpool】ICritMyPants 77 指標
I enjoy having Rodgers as manager. I would love Klopp but I am happy with Rodgers for the long term.
我觉得罗杰斯挺好的。我蛮喜欢克洛普，但是如果罗杰斯长期执教我很开心。
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[–]Andures 360 指標
Arsenal has Arsene, Man City had Mancini, now Liverpool will have Klopp.
阿森纳有阿尔塞纳，曼城有曼奇尼，现在利物浦终于有克洛普了。
[–]【Arsenal】DogzOnFire 176 指標
Always thought Arsene coaching Arshavin at Arsenal was pretty fantastic. It"s like Arsenal just really badly want to employ people with "Ars(e)" at the start of their name. G"wan the Arse.
阿尔塞纳在阿森纳执教阿尔沙文——我一直觉得这句话真的太TM诗意了。感觉阿森纳奏是稀饭“阿”字辈的人。我“阿”万岁。
[–]【VfB Stuttgart】hardinho 498 指標
From 1998 to 2003, the coach of VfL Wolfsburg was Wolfgang Wolf.
我就说一句话：从1998年到2003年，狼堡的教练大名叫做“狼岗-狼”。
[–]notmebutmyfriend 113 指標
Thats a badass name!
真是个吊得上天入地花见花开车见车爆胎的名字啊！
[–]【Brentford】kiwiboy3 255 指標
We need a manager next season allways an option
我们下赛季需要一个主帅喔。
[–]【Portsmouth】Sicmay[??] 82 指標
So do we...
楼上+1
[–]【Borussia Dortmund】roadbuzz 395 指標
So do we :(
楼上+10086:(
[–]ChivasSecularMantis 313 指標
Well I hear he speaks great German, so you never know
矮油，楼上不要泄气喔。听说他德语说得蛮好的呢，可以期待。
[–]【Arsenal】jarde 247 指標
He"s also familiar with all the players and staff, this could be a fantastic signing.
是吖是吖，他还对你们的球员和工作人员都很熟悉，不失为一笔好买卖啊:)
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