[欧冠传声筒]梅西球场封神无人否认，阿疼脚踝基金需要帮助

[欧冠传声筒]梅西球场封神无人否认，阿疼脚踝基金需要帮助  由 AlanWake44 发表
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[–]【England】DerDummeMann 131 points 11 hours ago I"d love to see who controls the possession for the game. Barca is Barca. And Pep is Pep. I don"t see either willing to cede possession.I"m genuinely excited to see how this game plays out.我倒想看看这场比赛谁能掌握控球主动权。巴萨队性如此，瓜帅个性如此。看不出谁会让出控球权的。真心期待看到比赛如何发展。
[–]【Barcelona】felandath 337 points 10 hours ago They"ll both end up with 70%.最后两边控球率都70%。
[–]【Barcelona】everlastingdick 84 points 9 hours ago Two balls on the pitch.球场上得有2个球才够玩。
[–]【Barcelona】TBE_0027 590 points 12 hours ago You know the hype is real when the pre-match thread starts 12 hours before the match赛前12个小时就开好赛前帖了，充分说明这比赛可不是吹出来的
[–]【Liverpool】DeandreBoardin 201 points 12 hours ago It"s a shame Robben and others aren"t available. Would have loved to see these two teams play full strength against each other.很可惜罗本和其他几个球员不能上。很想看看这两队全力以赴较量一番。
[–]【Real Madrid】Revolutionis_Myname 149 points 11 hours ago Well, its time for Guardiola to face the monster he created嗯，瓜帅是时候收拾一下自己当年种下的孽债了
[–]【Feyenoord】sophietje010 214 points 12 hours ago There are still tickets for sale guys, only

博阿滕倒下的是整个人生，看笑了

[–]【England】dotmanwill 787 points 2 hours ago
If I walked in on Messi shagging my wife, id poke a hole in his condom so I can raise his kids.
要是我不小心抓包梅西跟我老婆在爱爱，那我就偷偷在他的套套上挖个洞，这样以后我好给他养儿子。
这点亮数还有救么

I"m outside Cristiano Ronaldo"s house right now and I just grabbed the TV he just threw out his window.
Thanks Messi
我正在C罗家楼下，我刚接住了他从楼上扔下来的电视机。
谢了梅西
[–]【Boca Juniors】IsNoyLupus 35 points 3 hours ago
Stay there, he"s about to throw his notebook too.
兄弟留步，后面说不定还有笔记本。
笑死了.

If I walked in on Messi shagging my wife, id poke a hole in his condom so I can raise his kids.
要是我不小心抓包梅西跟我老婆在爱爱，那我就偷偷在他的套套上挖个洞，这样以后我好给他养儿子。
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笑晕在厕所。。

笑裂。。。

If I walked in on Messi shagging my wife, id poke a hole in his condom so I can raise his kids.
要是我不小心抓包梅西跟我老婆在爱爱，那我就偷偷在他的套套上挖个洞，这样以后我好给他养儿子。
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这么丧心病狂还有救吗

老外的吐槽太搞笑了

[–]【Chelsea】enjoytheshow 186 points 2 hours ago
Id be happy to score this against U10s.
I"m 25.
能对U-10的小朋友进个这样的球我就爽了。
在下芳龄25。

上次是素雅让蓬蓬头两次穿挡，这次是梅西让博阿滕。MSN还让不让后卫活啊。

[–]【Olympiacos】Slasher7 374 points 3 hours ago*
I"m outside Cristiano Ronaldo"s house right now and I just grabbed the TV he just threw out his window.
Thanks Messi
我正在C罗家楼下，我刚接住了他从楼上扔下来的电视机。
谢了梅西

引用9楼 @Dahai8899 发表的:
  上次是素雅让蓬蓬头两次穿挡，这次是梅西让博阿滕。MSN还让不让后卫活啊。

最后内马尔还在诺新伤口上撒了一把盐，穿了个裆

笑残了！！！！