国外也有段子手：伤不起真的伤不起

大家好，欢迎来到这周的“国外也有段子手”~本周欧预赛已经进行到了尾声，威尔士、意大利、比利时等队伍已经锁定了一个正赛席位；但坏消息是FIFA病毒大肆兴风作浪，大半豪门都无法幸免，让人大呼伤不起。好了，一起来看看本周外国段子手的吐槽吧！

【罗指导续命失败，黯然下课】

Nerdyboy312(利物浦球迷)：你快乐吗？我很快乐！(IT'S HAPPY STATUS)

Takley(曼联球迷)：利物浦不愧抢曼联头条专业户，现在没人关注我们输给阿森纳了耶。(Classy Liverpool taking the media attention away from our loss)

AfricanRain(阿森纳球迷)：如此完美的一天就这么毁了。(Perfect day ruined)

PhilippeCooltinho(利物浦球迷)：其实心里不太舒服，就像无论前任再怎么极品，分手了也会难过。(You know when you break up with your annoying girlfriend and then get that feeling shortly after of missing her and feeling sad and lonely ='[)

ShamWooKim(利物浦球迷)：知道怎么办吗？再找一个更好的，比如克洛普和安切洛蒂就不错！(You know the cure? A hot more experienced babe. (Klopp or Ancelotti in!))

【罗杰斯下课，亨利神反应】

malicious_turtle(斯莱戈流浪者球迷)：亨利不能是gay吧…(No homo…)

funktion(巴黎球迷)：我心甘情愿为了亨利变弯。(It's Henry. I would go full homo, no lie.)

SILKY_JOHNSON(英格兰球迷)：简直就像卡拉格的小媳妇一样哈哈哈。(He's acting like Carra's over concerned wife haha)

Gorgonpistol(阿森纳球迷)：要是手再往右移几公分的话，亨利就手球了。(If his hand was a few more inches to the right we'd all be talking about another Henry handball incident.)

【官方：克洛普成为红军新主帅】

Sir_Psycho_Sexy_(利物浦球迷)：官官官官官官宣啦！(IT'S OFFICIALLY OFFICIAL!)

CaptainGerrrard(利物浦球迷)：我现在的心情就是这样的：(Now I'm like...)

Ngudav15(马竞球迷)：下周就能在某网站看到“惊！小火箭或随渣叔加盟红军”(Now for the Reus to Liverpool rumors following the weekend.)

cd1310(巴萨球迷)：是我的错觉吗，渣叔是不是瘦了？(Is it me or does he look like he's lost quite a bit of weight?)

quae3Bah(纽伦堡球迷)：几个月没工作，早已饥渴难耐了。(He was unemployed for a few months. He's probably starving by now.)

SpurtThrow(热刺球迷)：看来我们要送一血了…艹。(So we’re gonna be the first team to be hit…shit.)

【威尔士进军欧洲杯】

lordjems(牛津球迷)：加里-斯皮德若泉下有知，一定会无比自豪的。(Gary Speed would have been so proud.)

Ps3FifaCfc95(凯尔特人球迷)：上次威尔士参加国际大赛时，淘汰他们的人是…贝利。(The last time Wales qualified for a major tournament, Pele scored the winner against them in the quarter finals.)

berlinbastard(威尔士球迷)：别难过啊苏格兰，我们会给你寄明信片的。(We'll send you a postcard, Scotland.)

oAta_(苏格兰球迷)：小样我记住你了。(I'll remember this.)

Gatokar(曼联球迷)：北境不会遗忘。(The North Remembers)

berlinbastard(威尔士球迷)：炎夏将至。(Summer 2016 is coming)

【FIFA病毒来袭，威力巨大势不可挡】

小编先为大家提供一份大致的伤病名单：曼城-阿圭罗、席尔瓦、克拉罗夫；尤文-莫拉塔、曼珠、博格巴；皇马-本泽马、莫德里奇；利物浦-库蒂尼奥、英斯；切尔西-马蒂奇、伊万；巴黎-大卫路易斯、特拉普；曼联-小猪；拜仁-格策；等等等等等......

dpgingo(利物浦球迷)：伊万也伤了？对我们非车迷来说真是天大的坏消息。(Ivanovic? That seems bad for everyone who isn't a Chelsea fan.)

xEazy420(埃弗顿球迷)：曼城球迷要骂娘了。(City fans must be real pissed)

RonRonSav(阿森纳球迷)：竟然没有我厂球员，我都不敢相信自己的眼睛。(Bit weird not seeing an Arsenal player in a list about injuries.)

AdviceDanimals(巴萨球迷)：哈哈你们这些弱鸡，我萨就不会被FIFA病毒影响，反正都在联赛期伤了。(Jokes on you guys, all of our players get injured during the regular season!)

Blehe(皇马球迷)：那还是比不过我们，皇马球员不管踢什么比赛都在受伤。(We always try to beat you guys. We always get injured on international break & regular season!)

Iciclewind(曼城球迷)：伤已冠。(this team can take the CL)

调侃归调侃，说实在的还是希望每一名受伤的球员都能够好好康复，远离伤病，尽快回到绿茵场上。祝福他们！